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A CLEMSON FOOTBALL PLAYER DOES A BARREL ROLL

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SEE SEE SEE WE WERE ALL LIKE YEAH LET'S HAND OFF AND THEN THE CHICKENS CAME AND WANTED THE BALL AND I'M LIKE NO HEY I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU LIKE THAT AND THEY'RE LIKE NO IT'S COOL JUST HAND IT OVER AND I'M LIKE HOLLLLLLLLD UP STUPID FLIGHTLESS FAT PIGEON SCHOOL DROPOUT OR WHATEVER A CHICKEN IS I LIKE THIS BALL IT'S MURRAY BALLSTEIGER TO ME AND WE ARE FRIENDS AND FRIENDS JUST DON'T HAND EACH OTHER OFF TO STRANGE BIRDS--

SO I'M LIKE BARREL ROLL YO AND BAM I BARREL ROLLED AND THEY HIT ME ANYWAY BUT MURRAY BALLSTEIGER AND I STAYED TOGETHER AND THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF BROS THIS GAME SEEMS KIND OF WEIRD ESPECIALLY THAT LEGLESS LINEBACKER BUT YOU KNOW OL BILL SNYDER HE JUST GETS SO MUCH OUT OF RECRUITS OTHER GUYS TOSS IN THE BAD HAM BIN YOU KNOW

HEY ROBERT NKEMDICHE WE'LL LET YOU DO THIS WHOLE THING IF YOU'LL JUST COMMIT FOR GOOD ASK JACOBY FORD WE LIVE UP TO OUR PROMISES EVEN WHEN THEY START A DOWNWARD SPIRAL THAT ENDS UP WITH YOUR COACH GETTING FIRED AND YOUR MASCOT GETTING WATERBOARDED IN OAXACA BY A GUY NAMED RAOUL THE PISTOLKNIFE NO HARD FEELINGS RAOUL IT'S A JOB AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT.

JUST LIKE THE REST OF US CALL ME NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN SOUTH CRACKALACKY BRO PEACE GOTTA GO SOMEONE'S GIVING ME STATIC FOR HOGGING THE LIBRARY COMPUTER AND NO LADY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO LOOK AT THIS YOU WOULD HAVE BLOCKED "BRAZZERS" FROM THE JUMP WHICH IS NOT FAIR AT ALL BECAUSE SOUTH CAROLINA GRADUATES NEED JOBS TOO YOU LIBRARIANS AREN'T AS FUN AS THE INTERNET MAKES YOU LOOK--