EDSBS CHARITY BOOGALOO: DON'T MAKE BIG RED COME TO YOUR HOUSE

Don't make us send him to your house. We really don't want to, but if that's what it takes, then we will drive him there ourselves and leave him in your yard. He'll sit there, huge, red, and as terrifying as a sentient tumor that grew up on Clifford the Dog, decided Birdwell Island sucked, and jetted to the mainland to be a professional vagrant/hitchiker on a college campus. (For the geographic area that is Western Kentucky, this is an appropriate mascot.)

But seriously, if we don't finish strong in the EDSBS Charity drive, he's coming to your house. DONATE HERE to the quality people at Refugee Resettlement and Immigration Services of Atlanta, and accomplish two noble goals at once: one, helping to make new Americans of the world's survivors, and two, to avoid a fuzzy crimson hobo from prowling around your house until you give money to charity.

Standings after the jump. Your new smug, goldenhearted charity gods are in fact the usual smug, goldenhearted charity gods, but that $500 donation from UGA? Not only surprising and welcome, but certainly worthy of a personal delivery of these photos of Aaron Murray fishing nude in Mexico. (No, we're not posting them, but they are BEAUTIFUL.)