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Not even hating on the name, because Taco is everything a name is supposed to convey. Tacos are...

Not even hating on the name, because Taco is everything a name is supposed to convey. Tacos are beloved and trustworthy, and dependable, and all the things you want a child to be. Tacos are versatile, never lie, and can handle almost anything you need them to contain. Most importantly they're hot and fast, and work well on the run or even in the air, provided you just inform your flight attendant well ahead of time that you're going to need a buttload of napkins, and to keep them coming. Did Brady Hoke simply recruit him because his name is Taco, and he was hungry? No, we would not suggest that, but yes. (Note: Brady Hoke only recruits interesting recruits, or those who remind him of food. This is as good a recruiting strategy as any.)

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