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Love in South Florida is a special thing with a thousand different levels of ardor, but at the top of all of them in the pyramid in devotion is "putting something on your car hood. E-Fresh has never been to a Hurricanes game, and cannot name more than five Hurricanes players ever or their positions, but he did paint his entire car orange and green. That is how you know he's a real Miami fan, and also how you know he is inestimably wealthy and virile, ladies.