OPEN THREAD: SAN ANTONIO DE TOILETTE

Everyone else sees you as a quarterback. He sees deeper, closer, into the true free safety inside you waiting to be released.

You will be his star, his everything, his interim coach. Never leave him. Or do, whatever.

He is more than money. But yes, he has so, so, so much money. He makes lanyards out of twenties just to remember his youth.

He wears...VALERO. The stank of a true Texan. Only available from LonghornNetwork.shop.china.biznass.