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OPEN THREAD: MORE SNOW THAN A STEVIE NICKS BIRTHDAY PARTY

JUST LIKE THE WHITE WINGED DOOOOOVE

By Ryan Nanni
@MsPotts_ESPN

Here are our predictions for the Pinstripe Bowl:

  • At halftime, Tom Rinaldi will share the heartbreaking story of Peppy, a Bronx mechanic who still mourns the loss of his best friend, Jim Fassel's Career.
  • Doug Marrone will be cited for urinating in a snowdrift. This is not illegal in upstate New York, so long as you spell out a racial slur with your pee.
  • Tavon Austin does this:
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  • Syracuse goes to hand signals midway through the 2nd quarter after Dana Holgorsen hacks their headsets and keeps asking Ryan Nassib about his mom.
  • West Virginia gives up 400 passing yards. Then the second half begins.
  • Geno Smith is named game MVP and is given an honorary Yankees jersey; Joe Girardi bats him ahead of Alex Rodriguez.
This is your second open thread. Remember to do a pushup for every point scored, or at least eat a Flintstones Push-Pop. We're not here to tell you how to live.