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If there is one thing we know about Les Miles, Internet Horn of Plenty, it is that he gives 110% in everything he does, even when sixty or even forty-three percent would be perfectly fine because come on it's just a word jumble, Coach. There is no easing up or shutting it down, no matter who the opponent is. Children? We already know they're fair game.
"What if the child is also in the hospital suffering from an undisclosed illness?" Look, Les Miles is only human. He's not going to be spiteful or cruel, especially to a vulnerable kid who just wants to have his day brightened up a little bit.
That doesn't mean you can bring the weak shit, though.
LES MILES IS HERE TO WIN AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND ACTUALLY THESE PANTS DON'T HAVE POCKETS SO THERE'S PROBABLY GUM ALL OVER THE WASHING MACHINE NOW THAT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY TO CLEAN UP.
(Elsewhere in the hospital, Dabo Swinney lost a game of Yahtzee by 130 points. Get on capturing that footage,@JacquesDoucet.)