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NOTRE DAME AND ALABAMA WILL LET THIS GET OUT OF CONTROL. WE'RE HERE TO ASSIST IN THAT

Mike Ehrmann

You know this is already going to spiral out of control for one reason: Alabama fans are involved, and when Alabama fans get involved the very standards of human decency are the first thing out the window, and we don't mean in that cute, profane LSU-fan kind of way where they call you a motherfucker in the parking lot and pour beer on your car hood.

No, we mean the kind of behavior that gets your brakes cut in the night, aka the way Alabama in general sort of does things when hostilities escalate between the Yellowhammer State and anyone who crosses it. That's why we're going to reply for you, Alabama. The following t-shirts are way cheaper than a defense attorney, and far better than anything Notre Dame fans will think up because Notre Dame fans disdain t-shirt replies for many reasons.

  • Doesn't look good under a freshly pressed Oxford.
  • Doesn't look good on 55 year olds in pressed Oxfords.
  • Sometimes involves knowledge of the other team.
  • Will clash with Yankees, Lakers, Patriots, and Manchester United Gear.
  • Ain't on the original Snorg girl, ain't buyin' it, brah.

One of those reasons is totally legitimate.

1. The Factual.

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Well, you're probably not. But that's okay, since rooting for things based on your ethnicity is really cool!

2. The Mathematical

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WHY'S THAT ELEVEN EATIN' THE 14 PAUL? NUMBER ON NUMBER CANNIBALISM IS LIMITED TO SEVEN'S INFAMOUS CONSUMPTION OF NINE, PAWWWWWLLL!!!!

3. The Theological

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4. The Celebrity

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5. The Rammer Jammer

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6. The White People Divisions

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