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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/28/2012

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ONE BILLION PIZZAS FOR THE ACC

Jamie Rhodes-US PRESSWIRE

PREPARE YOURSELVES. Notre Dame fans, this is your possible enemy for the title game. You are not prepared. WARNING: contains vulgarity and terrifying video effects.

Good luck.

THEY'RE IN. That's what the headline says, so it must be true. Big Papa is coming to the ACC via a unanimous vote this morning by the members of the Atlantic Coast Conference, concluding a long period of limbo for the conference where it was unclear whether they would remain in the Big East, jump to the Big 12, or become the butteriest, freshest independent in all the land. The ACC now has Frank Beamer and Charlie Strong in its coaching ranks, making the ACC the most masculine conference by double in two ethnic categories. (P.S. Norm Chow is still the toughest Asian head coach. He is also the only Asian head coach, but take your laurels where you can.)

TYPICAL RACE-CARDING WAIT WHAAA--- Bill McCartney suggesting that Jon Embree got fired after two years where others wouldn't have been because of his race is indeed one of our most post-racial moments of 2012.

TYPICAL RAGE-CARDING WAIT WHAAAA-- OH HO HOOOOOOO A GREAT THUNDERING OF BASS AND WATCH THAT BRICK WALL BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT TO GO BOOM.

JAMES FRANKLIN SAYS BACK THAT TRUCK UP. Franklin is the source of some interview interest--see NC State--but SOURCES have him staying at Vandy provided the cash for him and his assistants adds up to something like a pleasant number. (Vandy has cash. These numbers will likely add up for now.)

GUESS WHO THE TOUGHER MATCHUP FOR NOTRE DAME IN THE TITLE GAME WILL BE? Either Alabama or Georgia, says Bill C.