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WE UNDERSTAND YOU NEED A LINGERIE MODEL

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ALL EDSBS DOES IS HELP PEOPLE HELP PEOPLE

Kevin Jairaj-US PRESSWIRE

This appeared on ATL Craigslisttl/evg/3435801270.html this week:

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$50 seems a bit low for what might be glorified prostitution, but just in case this is as on-the-level as a lingerie gig that goes until 4 a.m. at a party full of inebriate SEC fans can get, then well, we are about helping people at EDSBS. Plus you can never hustle too hard in this economy.

I am available this weekend for your festivities. I do not accept cash, but barter. I am looking for one of the following in exchange for lingerie modeling and light massage.

--three cases of SunDrop

--a "Honk if you sacked Brodie" bumper sticker ("War" Eagle!")

--A Soloflex home exercise gym in any shape. I am good at fixing things.

Attached is my photo. I'm sure you will respond.

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