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A relentless pursuer of profit. A former patient at a sanitarium. Willing to double cross any member of his family. A frequent ally of corrupt police officials. He lived a full life, embracing every luxury and refusing to compromise for anyone or anything. Bullets could not take him, but Death was the one sentry he could not pay off in the end.
We honor you, Mack Brown. May the angels never force you to do more than 3 hours of Longhorn Network a week, as the Longhorn Network is not available in Heaven.
This is your third open thread. Call your local Heaven operator today and ask for Longhorn Network to be brought to your afterlife lineup!