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EVENING SHIFT: ALL HAIL MASSACHUSETTS

And its glorious benefactor, Terry Bowden.

By Ryan Nanni
Robert Mayer-US PRESSWIRE

UMASS WINS

UMASS WINS

UMASS WINS

Massachusetts gets its first win, and never even trailed, and you can be anything if you really believe in yourself (and you get to play Akron). That means the Minutemen now have as many wins this year as Kentucky, which hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Ok, I'm cool now. Thank you Akron. Thank you very, very, very much.

This is your evening thread. Sobriety, unlike Kentucky football, is overrated.