LATE SHIFT: JIM L. MORA HATES THESE BATS

DANG YOU STUPID BATS YOU GET THE HELL OUTTA MY PRACTICE I'M THE HEAD COACH AND I AM IN CHARGE HERE NOT YOU

WE ARE GONNA RUN THIS FOOTBALL TEAM MY WAY AND MY WAY ALONE AND IF I SAY NO NATURE THAT MEANS NONE NO BIRDS NO ESSENTIAL BEES TO HELP POLLINATE CROPS AND CERTAINLY NO DANG BATS

SO GET ON OUT AND DON'T COME BACK THIS IS UCLA FOOTBALL AND WE ARE ABOUT WINNING NOT NOCTURNAL RODENTIA

THAT MEANS YOU TOO GUERRERO

(This is your late night open thread. Please mind the guano.)