BIG TEN QUESTIONS AT SEC SPEED

"This isn't fun." No, ma'am, there is indeed nothing fun about the Big Ten, though it helps if you ask questions about America's most important sports conference at an SEC Tailgate. It helps even more when Brian Cook is trailing along shaking his head with every interaction and wearing an AIRBHG shirt. The real test will be going to a Big Ten game and asking questions about the SEC, preferably with three people asking quesitons at once because we done oversigned our hosts again, dangit.