THIRD SHIFT: SORRY WE'RE LATE

Have you ever stopped to notice just how amazing nature is? A rainbow, a babbling brook, the leaves of a tree as summer changes to fall. The quiet peace of a falcon winging his way across the midday sky. The stars, their light coming to us so long after they first left their destination. Even death, in its own way, has beauty in the natural world.

Nope, we don't know about any football that happened today. Just taking it all in, thinking about the harmony of the spheres and shit like that. Why, what were you doing?

(This is your third open thread and hey look this bourbon also is pretty amazing!)