SECOND SHIFT: WELL, THIS SUCKS

Marcus Lattimore was taken to the hospital after a severely painful looking injury to his right knee (you don't want to watch it, believe me) and DAMMIT THIS IS THE WORST. Kansas is beating Texas and Iowa is Iowaing more Iowa than ever Iowaed and Southern Miss can't even beat Rice and we're still just damn depressed.

SCREW YOU, INJURIES. YOU ARE A DICK AND YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO OUR LASER TAG BIRTHDAY PARTIES EVER.

This is your second open thread. Oh look, it's Case McCoy!