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ABSURDLY LATE THREAD: BECAUSE IT'S STILL THURSDAY IN HAWAII

(We went to school in Florida and are therefore bad at time zones and math and haircuts.)

By Ryan Nanni
Russ Isabella-US PRESSWIRE - Presswire

Here are some symptoms of football insomnia:

  • Difficulty beating teams
  • Waking up often during the night and having trouble beating teams
  • Losing to teams up too early in the morning
  • Feeling tired upon losing to teams
Hawaii is 1-4 and the one win came against Lamar, who might actually just be a helpless guy who got in over his head and took this game to pay off some gambling debts and we miss you Lamar, we're sorry you're dead now. Hawaii definitely has football insomnia. Is Bob Davie the cure? Depends on if you believe in the power of Eastern medicine, I guess.

This is your late late open thread. Please don't stay up all night playing Space Channel 5.