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VICTORY BELONGS TO THE DARK LORD

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It may be painful to many of us, but things are settled and it's time to give the real winner his due. With that, we turn over the floor to tonight's one true champion.

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For years you boasted of your perfect record in BCS championships. Believed yourselves untouchable. In a higher class. Spitting on the rest of us all the while. But no more, Southeastern Conference. I have seen you brought low tonight, your loss column sullied by that loneliest of numbers - 1.

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It seems, SEC, that you bleed. You bleed, and you weep, and you get that weird stuff in the corners of your eyes when you wake up in the morning! YOU ARE AS HUMAN AND IMPERFECT AS THE REST OF US. What has your commitment to academic suckcellence brought you now? WHERE IS YOUR TEBOW???

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AT LONG LAST, DELANY HAS SEEN YOUR WATERLOO, SEC! WELCOME TO BLUNDERDOME!