A matchup so intense, so important, so world-shifting it had to wait until the finale of opening weekend: MARYLAND VERSUS MIA--we're sorry, we can't. We almost made it to the end of that sentence, though, and for that we deserve some credit. Maryland will play their first game under Randy Edsall in helmets designed by Lord Baltimore on peyote. Miami will play with eight suspensions, a pall of scandal hanging over their program, and Al Golden doing his best to coach a game while simultaneously fielding calls from his labor attorney. The whole thing is called by Rece Davis attempting to keep sanity between Dr. Batshit Hardwood and Fat Urkel.
Actually, this sounds dead sexy already. This is your open thread for Miami/Maryland. It should look a lot like the gif included after the jump.