Auburn started their inevitably triumphant campaign to repeat as national champions by defeating Utah State. Let's move to other action! And not mention stats! Because a win is a win is a win! And we shall count wins as wins, even if we have to reach deep within the depths of our own asses to find that onside kick we've been meaning to convert, and even if it means taking it to beat a WAC team, not using it to beat a conference rival. No, it's cool. That'll be there when you need it, because life is not a video game, and you do not have a satchel filled with a bagful of limited goods.
This is your afternoon thread. It's late because we asked BJ Daniels to throw it up at 3:30, and his accuracy is questionable in all things.