'Pon yonder hills of Bernalillo
Did a mighty legend grow
A head that shines like blarney stone
A fist that earned his heft a throne,
[Irish jig cranks up]
And does drive down the name of our hero to be
THE MIGHTY FIST OF MIKE LOCKSLEY
Mike Locksley came to Albuquerque
Said recruiting was tied to secretaries
Got a lawsuit filed and settlement feeeee....
PAID BY THE FIST OF MIKE LOCKSLEY
DIDDLE HI DIDDLE HI DIDDLE HI DIDDLE HI
ALL PAID BY THE FIST OF MIKE LOCKSLEY
With a left and a right oh the fighting he made
With reporters and coaches and fans he did rage
But only employees felt the sweet taste...
OF THE TASTY FIST OF MIKE LOCKSLEY
OH THE KNUCKLES SO TASTY OF LOCKSLEY
DIDDLE HI DIDDLE HO DIDDLE HEY DIDDLE HIX
WHAT THE HELL RHYMES WITH TWO AND TWENTY-SIX
A HEFTY BUYOUT AND A SATCHEL FULL OF DICKS
THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT FROM MIKE LOCKSLEY
FROM THE MIGHTY FIST OF MIKE LOCKSLEY
With a PUNCH and a PUNCH and a KICK and his mates
Did Mike Locksley two years spend in pursuit of the great
Oh for two 'gainst New Mexico Staaaaaaate
[AND A LOSS TO FCS SAM HOUSTON STATE!]
[AND A RECRUIT IN YOUR CAR IN INEBRIATE STAAAAATE!]
REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU LOST TO SAM HOUSTON STAAAAAATE!!!
OH FIRED IS THE FIST OF MIKE LOCKSLEY
OH THE SHAKING FIST OF MIKE LOCKSLEY...