Show us benevolence, oh mighty ruler of Diveowlia! We have been appropriately humbled by the public and horrifying torture to which you subjected Sir Edsall The Beige. Mercy! Mercy upon us!
This is your afternoon open thread, home to all the finest ACC mockery you can muster. If you're watching the games with someone with a heart condition, we recommend the soothing ineptitude of UCLA-Oregon State. It really coats the stomach.