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Couch-burning may now be a felony in the state of West Virginia, but you are still free to let...

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Couch-burning may now be a felony in the state of West Virginia, but you are still free to let sugary flames of cream cheese frosting lick cake couches all day. The flames are a bit nebulous, but the artistry of that throw pillow is clear and undeniable. From the Morgantown Kroger, undoubtedly the gulliest Kroger in a state filled with gritty Kroger superstores. We say this because we watched a West Virginia Tuff-Man Boxing match on local cable acess once where a fat, mustachioed guy from the Beckley Kroger decimate a gigantic roided-up white supremacist looking guy. After the fight he grabbed the mike and yelled out "SHOUTS OUT TO THE BECKLEY KROGER." West Virginia is so much more entertaining than you could possibly know. (HT: Andrew.)

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