![BRR BRRR BRRR BRRR BRRR BRRR [assault charge] aahhh fiddlesticks](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/fqmv0MArPVTMwbiNCO3r7iQ6q0g=/0x26:640x453/2420x1613/filters:focal(0x26:640x453):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/imported_assets/807216/guccimane.jpg)
Boise State has been given three years' probation, suffered some scholarship reductions, and has had its practice time limited, a non-punishment for Boise since they're so clever and industrious that they'll probably figure out a way to just be even more productive with less time to work. Bro! I lowered my rep weight from 12 to 5 per set, and I got even stronger and spend less time in the gym! Now I go to Mandarin class and have more mind-blowing sex with my harem of eager women in the time I saved! Everyone hates your beautiful face, Boise State.
[/climbs fat ass onto elliptical machine]
[/will never have Boise State's abs]
So with the Tim Ferriss of programs given a reason to be even more disgustingly efficient, we move now to doing what we do best: waste time. Despite being cranked on cold medicine and sleep deprivation, we will attempt an episode of EDSBS LIVE tonight at 8:30 Eastern time. Join co-host Peter Bean and I for a review of the season to this point, a look ahead, and us sniffling into the microphone and making very little sense. It'll be fun, if only in the way that a remote controlled helicopter hitting a tree and exploding is.
Listen here, and chat here. See you tonight. Our cocktail will be NyQuil.
(Oh, Gucci's back in jail BRRRRRRR it's icy cold in jail.)