If Auburn defies the rules of ominous storytelling constructs, then they will have beaten very long odds in succeeding despite poisoned trees, broken symbols, an early portent of doom against Utah State, and now Spirit the Eagle colliding with the window of a luxury skybox in a metaphor so obvious even Alan Ball is standing with his hands on his hips and saying, "Oh, hooker PLEASE."
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