Fickell: If we were to take 1st snap today, it would be Joe (Bauserman). We know we need both of them. --Luke Fickell, Ohio State coach, on Joe Bauserman and the Buckeye starting quarterbacks.
Well, the first thing he does is...
TAKE A BEARD-ING
[like a Baus]
DRIVE A SEBRING
[like a Baus]
HOLD SOME KICKSES
[like a Baus]
THROW SOME PITCHES
[like a Baus]
FLASH THE PEARLIES!
[like a Baus]
KIND OF BURLY!
[like a Baus]
RUNNING'S SCARY!
[like a Baus]
BUCKEYE FIERI!
[like a Baus]
CRAPPY POSTURE!
[like a Baus]
NOT A HOPPER
[like a Baus]
GOT SOME HOSTA
[such a Baus]
WILL AMAZE-YA!
[like a Baus]
CONQUERED ASIA
[like a Baus]
HAND THE BALL OFF
HAND THE BALL OFF
HAND THE BALL OFF
HAND THE BALL OFF
HAND THE BALL OFF
HAND THE BALL OFF
HAND THE BALL OFF.
[repeat 47 more times]
[like a Baus]
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