A word on Russell Wilson's transfer from a badger homer.
GNNNNNNNG GNNNNGGG GNGGGNNNNGGG Big Ten Championship HAARRRRGGGGLLBLGBLGLG GGRRRNNNGNNNGNNGG ROAAAARRRRAHHHHAAHAHAAHAHAHG mobile quarterback. RRRRRRGGGRRRGRRRNNGG GHHHGGGAAAAAA---
[Eats five hundred beetles in three minutes]
--AAAAAGGGHHHHAAAWWAAAGAAAA BRNNNNGGGGG Best starting quarterback in a conference whose QBs can best be summed up as as "A big bag o'ass" HAAARRRRRNNNNGGGG WRRRRRNNNG
[pounds 12 pack in two minutes]
AAAARRGHHBLLLLGAAABBA DAAAAAAAAA like every conference this year really HAAAAAANNN GGGAAAHHH GRRUMMMMMBLE AAAAHHHHHH no way national championship contender HAAAARNNNNGGGGGHHAAWA--
[opens email from African cousin Honey Badger]
[is another email scam]
[raises fist to sky]
GGGAAAAAAHHHHH GRRBLLLGBGBLLGLGLGLL KGKKGKKDDKKDDK FFFSSHSHHHHHHHHH*
*Untranslatable expression of Badger fury equivalent to several hundred pages of ear-scorching profanity. Was also commentary after two-point conversion attempt against TCU.