Every year about this time, our inboxes begin flooding with news of Norway's annual World Beard and Moustache Championships. If they ever hold them on a Wednesday, we're hopping a plane. Elmar Weisser took home best in show for 2011 with his moose-tache, but we are rather fond of the year he trussed his face up like the Brandenburg Gate:
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
p/s We'd like Mustache Wednesday to provide a festive cap to the day, so we'll just say it's, er, an indictment-happy week in Lee County, and if you'd care to visit the mothership, you can read all about it. This marks the second SEC-centric robbery involving a non-lethal gun. Is it strange to feel a bizarre sense of pride at involved parties' commitment to lessening violence in their violent crimes?