BOOOOOOOOOOO. Please, as Will Muschamp reminded Florida fans last night, no booing in the Swamp. However, we would like to suggest that if you boo, you please boo like this and boo with skill.
"If you've got an issue or a problem, don't boo. Find out where I park my car & come boo me there. That's fine."
Additional bits of interest: Matt Patchan is cleared to lift (yay vegan kosher bear!,) he controversially asserts that Nick Saban is "a good ball coach," and massive defensive line coach Bryant Young scares the shit out of everyone. No one asked if he would burn down the beach house he splits with Jimbo Fisher as a sign of commitment to the cause, but someone should have.
HAVE A SEAT, NONEXISTENT COACH. We appreciate BHGP using a fake university name to protect those used for humorous purposes in this piece.
MIAMI CLEARLY DOES NOT WANT THE FORCE ON THEIR SIDE. Miami will not be the next home for Tate Forcier, presumably because they feel comfortable with their quarterback situation and because they don't want to read the next HTMLtastic email from the Forcier Transfer Quarterback Encouragement Society when he decides to attempt the rare double transfer. (Including inspirational quotes from "Joe Patereno," of course.)
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RIP RON SPRINGS. The former Ohio State running back had been in a coma since 2007 due to complications from surgery to remove a cyst from his arm.
AWESOME BOX SCORE OF THE DAY. Buck Belue's line in the Sugar Bowl is our favorite parasitic QB line of all time, and he didn't even get that one completion until late in the fourth quarter.