First, let's watch 8-Ball shoot someone with a cannon and then watch #95 fall down the hill at Clemson's fantasy camp.
Across the field, Danny Ford clutches his chest, examines the gaping hole 8-Ball's bullet has left in his torso, and silently mouths "not...again..."
Now let's open up the Finebaum festivities for the day by reader request. Listen here, and prepare yourself for a call from Harvey Updyke, the Grim Treeper himself, and the regular cast of characters whose vote counts every much as yours does in elections at all levels. (Scream into a closet if you need to upon really thinking about this.)