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FUNDRAISING UPDATE WITH NO NEGATIVE NEWS ABOUT AUBURN AT ALL

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This was all by design: you'd donate, and continue to donate, and thus temporarily cripple our ability to criticize Auburn effectively, even on the day when another investigation is announced into Auburn's "Tiger Prowl," the statewide barnstorming tour the coaching staff took in white stretch Hummers. That would be four ongoing investigations into the Auburn football program, where the NCAA is going to move its headquarters to save time EVEN THOUGH THESE INVESTIGATIONS WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING HATERZ.

(So confused now Auburn. Just wanna ride with Bobby Brad Lowder Wesley in his red Mustang until he tells me it's gonna be okay.)

The updates as of noon today:

Yesterday’s total for the day was $364.93. The grand total as of midnight last night was $12,040.38.
 
Top schools for yesterday:
 
Michigan with 2 donations totaling $984.02.
Florida with 5 Donations totaling $425.69.
Tennessee with 4 donations totaling $400.33.
UGA with 4 donations totaling $348.62.
 
Overall Top as of Midnight:

  1. Auburn—24 donations totaling $1,306
  2. Michigan—6 donations totaling $1153
  3. Texas—3 donations totaling $1141
  4. UGA—15 donations totaling $959
  5. Florida—18 donations totaling $926
  6. Oklahoma—6 donations totaling $607
  7. Notre Dame—11 donations totaling $512

We have to request a few smaller schools' tallies--Boise State, for instance, has a lower total but a pretty healthy number of donations, we believe, and Case Western had one very generous donor who bears mention. 

The late push continues until the final day tomorrow. After midnight on Friday the competition will be closed, and then we'll likely be redesigning the site as "EVERY DYE SHOULD BE PATURDAY" OMG PLEASE GIVE MONEY MICHIGAN AND OTHER SCHOOLS BECAUSE WRITING THAT WES BYRUM IS NOT THE IMPISH MIDGET SPAWN OF THE DEVIL WILL BREAK ME DON'T YOU WANT A FOUR SCREEN READING OF LLOYD CARR'S CRIMEAN WAR DIARIES SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES---

Donate here, and watch this to see why Australians are tougher than normal people.