The early results from 2:00 p.m when the charity post went up to 4:45 p.m. are in, and they reek of lake bottom pant leg and Eau d' Pat Dye: Auburn leads in both total donations and total dollars given. (These are mostly thanks to Board Certified Scrotologist balling out as Scrotologists do.) The sum for four hours is around $3100, so it's a mean pace that will of course fall shy of us having to get a tattoo of Pat Dye's Pants walking across our shoulder. It's impressive work nonetheless, so keep it up, but yeah, fifty grand--dream on, y'all! /sweats /prepares for Brandon Cox tattoo