BOOM. How you like that, world? Florida may be having your standard discombobulated transition year recruiting effort, but VALDEZ SHOWERS IS OURS. Call him Black Tide, because his coverage is complete and suffocating.
Suck it, rubber ducky! Valdez Showers has you covered.
Our joy over a three star cornerback aside, everything's moving so quickly this morning we're just opening up a few threads until the dust clears. There has already been a shocker in 5-star DE Jalen Grimble's switch to Miami from USC, and if Lane Kiffin is weeping then your day by definition already got off to a just and holy start.