The VALERO ALAMO BOWL is paying us $250K per mention on the podcast of their full name, so you may hear it a few times. Valero does not know this, but being a large petrochemical company, we hope they are so negligent with accounts payable that they just write the checks and don't ask too many questions. We will also list our name as "Ted Valero," and hope this gives our claim added credibility.
There is an important legal angle to this podcast involving the use of deadly force in defense of the home, a brief homage to Robert Griffin's beautiful feet, some discussion of the very pleasant city of San Antonio, and an admission that Holly and ourselves have cameras implanted in each other's heads.
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