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OPEN THREAD: MERRY BOWLMAS TO YOU

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Merry Bowlmas too all! 1000 Gildans for you all to purchase 11,000 pound potato sculptures and do what you always do on this day: marvel that anyone would pay to watch these games, and then double down on the shock when you realize just how much of an accomplice you are in that scam. Bill has your tactical, statalicious previews here, but we'll most likely watch them just as it should be done: nearly ignorant, slightly tipsy, and avoiding all work in favor of watching a game called by something working under the name "Carter Blackburn." If you have a Carter Blackburn, congratulations, as owning the finest fictional British sporting coupe we just made up is truly a refined gearhead's greatest dream.