ALL HAIL THE ALPHABETICAL. It's up, and contains exactly one less unbleeped profanity than this column from the Greenville News did this morning. We mostly fast-forward past the championship games this weekend--LOL PAC-12--and head straight to the perpetual issues of the stupid bowl system, why it even exists, and how and why you have to deal with it. (Surprise! Because you have no other choice at the moment.) Really, it's not so bad once the numbing cream sets in, which is a phrase useful in so many scenarios in life. (Image Via.)