LSUFREEK ON F-- IT SATURDAY: THE FIVE FAMILIES GO TO WAR

Leave the gun, take the salt-water taffy.

"Do you renounce Satan, Leslie Edwin Miles?"

"Saban? Already played him. Tough game. Damn fine coach."

"SATAN, Leslie Edwin Miles. Satan."

"Never heard of him. Speed it up here, Padre. I'm late, but you already knew that. Got a real want to get out of here."