Haters of residential association parades and other stripes, listen up: EDSBS LIVE! is on at 8:00 pm whether you like it or not, featuring ours truly, Peter Bean, and the usual collection of oaths against malign gods, overpaid coaches, and whatever else is plaguing us this week. This week's pick: PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT OBVIOUS THINGS TO YOU ON TWITTER. For instance:
Us: LOL OMG OUR TEAM SUX.
Them: You have no quarterback. That is why ur team is bad. You need to find one.#teamfollowback
Us: [Finds the "send ravenous badgers" option on Twitter and presses it three hundred times in a row.]
Join us for a slow hate-waltz tonight, will you? At 8 p.m, with your own bottles in tow?