The Bulldogs didn't do much against Arkansas. The Rebels are doing less against LSU. No, it's not the best day to be a Mississippi enthusiast. (UAB points, laughs, goes back to the box it lives in next to the dialysis center.)
But, hey, chin up! We are only a week away from EGG TOSS, the exciting intrastate contest which is all that really matters to Ole Miss and MSU! Hey, make sure you take a full step back after that catch, Chris Relf! Whoa, Brandon Bolden - that's not an egg, that's a mozzarella ball, you cheater!
This is your evening thread, where Charlie Weis bets you he can eat 50 eggs. He will then forget to cook them.