Hi! Did your team come dangerously close to losing to Furman? Did your piece of shit offensive coordinator steal another paycheck, allow a safety, and struggle to get to 110 rushing yards against the Purple Paladins? Did your NFL TRAINED STAFF give up 30 points on defense because Furman SHOWED A FORMATION THEY HADN'T SEEN ON FILM BEFORE? Did we give up a safety on a bad snap just to remind everyone of all the good times we had in 2010, too?
FUCK IT. This is your open thread for the second shift.