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OPEN THREAD, MORNING SHIFT: KILL BLOODCHAMP CALLING

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I DON'T CARE. ANSWER THE PHONE. THAT RED BUTTON IS FOR QUITTERS. THIS TEAM ISN'T FULL OF QUITTERS. MAYBE INFANTS SURE THEY'RE REALLY JUST KIDS. THOUGHT I'D MOTIVATE 'EM A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY. BROUGHT SOME SNAP BRACELETS. TOLD 'EM ALL GOOD PLAYS GOT SNAP BRACELETS AND THEN THEY ALL LAUGHED AND LOOKED AT THEIR SMRTPHONES AND I TOLD 'EM TO GO TO HELL GONNA KEEP THESE SNAP BRACELETS MYSELF. THEY JUST LAUGHED AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND KIDS BUT I CAN SURE MAKE 'EM RUN TILL THEY PUKE UP BRICKS AHHAHAA STOP LAUGHING. LEARNING IS PAINFUL. NO REALLY STOP LAUGHING THAT'S THE WORST PART OF ALL DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP ON ME YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU'LL NEVER GET A SNAP BRACELET FROM OL' KILL BLOODCHAMP--