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MORNING SHIFT: MACK BROWN ANNOUNCES THIS GAME FOR THE LONGHORN NETWORK

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Mack Brown is calling this game for Longhorn Network use. He is also hosting a "Cookin' With Mack! " segment during the second quarter, and then organizing a booster function for halftime, and then back to the studio for an edition of "Brownstone to BROWNstone: Mack Brown Restores Vintage Houses, And Then Sells Them To ESPN for $450 million." Mack Brown doesn't coach football anymore, and that's okay because he just blame Manny Diaz and Bryan Harsin for whatever does or doesn't happen today, because Texas football is a corporation that has now diversified into television, apparel, and a small microchip factory in Shenzhen that is looking to expand into Zhejiang province once those checks start rolling in from the WWL. HEY FOOTBALL!