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ORSON (A CHILL BEACH ESTATE NEAR THE WLOCP): Florida-Georgia->Tears (of infinite happiness or sadness; TBD).
RUN HOME JACK (A CHILL BEACH ESTATE NEAR THE WLOCP): "As we're staying in some sort of beach villa, i hope this means we've rented animals in suits to reenact the Lincoln-Douglas debates. (my money is on rhino Douglas, as silverback Lincoln is a little too wooden in my opinion.)"
LUKE (COLUMBUS, O-H): Beating breast cancer->Wisconsin-Ohio State.
Dana -- Cuckolding you and yours; starting franchises.
Let this be your open thread for whatever Friday night football punishment you deem fit. If you need a clue as to what games are on the horizon, consume this accordingly.