It's not easy being Nick Saban. Unless we're talking about the $18 million salary, private university-subsidized 2000 acre fiefdom stocked with fresh game for hunting. Does that game include humans? The terms of Saban's agreement are largely private, but let's assume Nick Saban wouldn't actually hunt humans, but would instead perhaps orchestrate a series of elegantly arranged sporting accidents involving players who weren't quite making the cut at Alabama, journalists, and people who park in his special spot at the Alabama football offices. This is your evening thread. Make it as magical as the coaching career of Gene Chizik, y'all.