The Honey Badger is always running about, eating constantly and terrorizing the savanna with his relentless hunger. Up the tree he goes, devouring a cobra; down the tree he runs, tearing ass after a monitor lizard only after savaging a nest full of adorable baby birds on the way down. Whence the source of his incredible hunger, his appetite boundless, his lust for flesh unlimited on the African plains? The world may never know, but LSUFreek has theories that may answer our questions.