If Bret Bielema were allowed to do a No Reservations-style show, it would be him wandering from place to place carrying five beer cans by their plastic ring with one in hand, scarfing down whatever anyone gives him and saying, "Yeah, that's pretty good." This is the worst show pitch since "Mark Dantonio, Cat Psychic." That was just Mark Dantonio concentrating, looking at a cat, and then saying "cats are fucking stupid, and so is this." for three carefully plotted segments a show.
Tonight's EDSBS Live with special guest Doug (aka @captainannoying) promises to be better than either of these. This is not a huge promise, but it's one we'll keep from 8:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. ET tonight.
See you at 8.