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SECOND SHIFT: LET'S BE STUPID FOREVER

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Bout to rain. Gotta like it. Gotta open the mouth. Get the rain's nutrients on your tongue. Leaves the mouth free for coachin'. Yellin'. Gettin' people fired up. Biting referees. Kissin' babies. Why'ma kissin' babies? Babies have young cells that get in your blood. Keep you excited. Young. Waterskiin' to eternity on a smooth lake of stem cells. Been kicked outta hospitals all over Illinoise for it but you gotta work to make things happen. Undefeated is something happening in the Zooker's world. So is benchpressing this recruit's mother. Impressed? You should be. That's pure babypower right there.