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During his weekly radio show Monday night, North Carolina basketball coach Roy Williams confirmed...

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During his weekly radio show Monday night, North Carolina basketball coach Roy Williams confirmed that his Tar Heels will travel to San Diego next season to play Michigan State on an aircraft carrier.

BE IT KNOWN that this is some NCAA sporting arms-race BULLSHIT. Really, football? We couldn't get this together for a gridiron game first? The only reason this will reel in otherwise disinterested audience shares on a national level is because deep down, we all want to see somebody fall overboard. And that is WAY more likely to happen in a football game. You thought Wrigley Field was unsafe? Green-light that one arena rule that allows for receivers already in forward motion, put a wideout in that catapult thing they use to launch fighter jets, and rake in the megabuxxx. Thank us later: This scenario is a little gift, us to you, from your friends at Swindle Industries.