The race for most annoying person on the planet is an intense one, but for the ADD-afflicted and other mental gearmashers no one, and we mean not one person in this entire spinning nickel-centered marvelous crapheap of a planet is more annoying than Captain Obvious.
Captain Obvious will skip not one rung of the ladder to follow your point. Captain Obvious doesn't know why you made that joke about Brazilian transsexuals, because most Brazilians are not in fact transsexuals, and will show a stat informing you that 99% of the population pleads man or woman. Captain Obvious enjoys pointing out that in order to win the game, you must score more points than the other team. Captain Obvious likes to remind you that they are just kids, and don't get paid to play the sport.
Captain Obvious's 2010 talking points are clear, but this may be our favorite one. Favorite here is defined as "the one that most makes us want to jab an icepick into our ear to go out like Trotsky in Mexico."
- "You know, Denard Robinson is gonna get hurt, and then where will Michigan be?"