Night shift shout-outs. [Grabs the mike like it's the live Sunday night mix from V103.]
WE GOTTA SHOUT OUT THEM ZETAS AND POOPNOTIQ REMEMBER IT'S THE DRINK WITH COGNAC THAT REALLY IS THE SHIT I SEE YOU BIG GIRL I'M SORRY I MEAN SIR REALLY THAT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE GOING WITH THE LINEN LOOK I MEAN CEE-LO ALREADY HAS THAT DOWN AND LET'S GIVE A BIG SHOULD OUT TO MY GIRL RICK NEUHEISEL YOU WON'T SEE A PRETTIER BITCH IN THIS SPOT AND SHE TOOK DOWN THE TEXAS LONGHORNS TODAY LET'S HEAR SOME NOISE FOR MY GIRL GIVE IT UP---
[three people shout desultorily over the beat]
That girl will most likely be joining you on the couch for various games, but the one we're at is WVU at LSU, which we're liveblogging over here. AND CAN WE GET A HELL YEAH FOR THE MARTIANS I AIN'T EVER MET ONE BUT YOU KNOW THEY CRUNK AS HELL--